Top 10 RAJniKantH jokes

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. …He is pushing the earth down.

3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

4.Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. ⁰Gmail@rajnikant.com

5.Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!

6.A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?

7.Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters arrive in India!

8.Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.

9.Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

10.Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

note:- this post is just for fun not for hurting the values of living or dead.