Top 5 CID Pj's

Raat k pehlu me chaand sitare chaye hai... 
Raat k pehlu me chaand sitare chaye hai...
wah wah...
Madam darwaza kholiye hum CID se aaye hai 



Mere ghar k pas ek nala h... 
Mere ghar k pas ek nala h..
Abhijeet zarur dal me kuch kala hai...



IPL me nachi DEEPIKA PADUKONE
IPL me nachi DEEPIKA padukone
wah!wah!...
DAYA is katl ka APRADHI hai koun.........
 

Zehreeley aakhen aur khula aakash,
Zehreeley aakhen aur khula aakash, 
Oh my God Abhijeet,ek aur lash...........


5 rupye ka ek samosa 10 rupye ke do
5 rupye ka 1 samosa 10 rupye ke d0
acp pradyuman kehta hai daya ab ye darwaza tod do..... 










 

What to do when there is nothing To DO.....?

1. Play "Rock, Paper, Scissors"
2. Arm wrestle
3. Thumb wrestle
4. Push palms together to see who can push the hardest
5. Stack hands one atop the other, pulling out the hand at the bottom and bringing it up top
6. Stack fists, using same rules as above
7. Stack arms, similarly
8. Play with your child's hair
9. Let your child play with your hair
10. Draw a letter on your child's back with a finger and see if he or she can guess
11. Draw a letter instead on your child's arm
12. Have your child draw a letter on your arm or back, and you do the guessing.
13. Write a poem. 
14. Sing a song.
15. Learn to do something new.
16. Burn incense
17. Plan a party.
18. Take a nap
19. Paint a picture
20. Cry.
21. Take a bath with your clothes on.
22. Beat up your pillow.
23. Meditate.
24. Look at old photographs.
25. Last but not at all a least that is visit this blog regularly
     

TOP 10 Quotes By GREAT leaders……..

“If you have a good name, if you are more often right than you
are wrong, if your children respect you, if your grandchildren are
glad to see you, if your friends can count on you and you can
count on them in time of trouble, if you can face God and say “I
have done my best,” then you are a success.”

Ann Landers

“I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the

formula for failure – which is, try to please everybody.”

Herbert Swope

“Success is the result of good judgment, good judgment is a result

of experience, experience is often the result of bad judgment.”

Anthony Robbins

“Be ready when opportunity comes… Luck is the time when

preparation and opportunity meet.”

Roy D. Chapin Jr.

“I know the price of success: dedication, hard work and

unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen.”

Frank Lloyd Wright 

“For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why

not? Why not me? Why not now?”

James Allen

“Thirteen virtues necessary for true success: temperance, silence, order, resolution, frugality, industry, sincerity, justice, moderation, cleanliness, tranquility, chastity, and humility.”

Benjamin Franklin

“The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his

opportunity when it comes.”

Benjamin Disraeli

“Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.”

Charles O. Finley

“The only certain means of success is to render more and better
service than is expected of you, no matter what your task may
be.”

Og Mandino

Top 10 RAJniKantH jokes

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. …He is pushing the earth down.

3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

4.Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. ⁰Gmail@rajnikant.com

5.Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!

6.A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?

7.Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters arrive in India!

8.Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.

9.Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

10.Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

note:- this post is just for fun not for hurting the values of living or dead.