Humorous Quotes about Success

• Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you’ll end up in the police station. ~ Fred Allen
• I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one’s business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind. ~ George Bernard Shaw
• Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. ~ George S. Patton
• Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest. ~ Goldstein S. Truism
• Behind every successful man you’ll find a woman who has nothing to wear. ~ Harold Coffin
• If at first you don’t succeed, try to hide your astonishment. ~ Harry F. Banks
• We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal, and then leap in the dark to our success. ~ Henry David Thoreau
• We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like ? ~ Jean Cocturan
• Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. ~ Jim Backus
• Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re gonna meet them all coming down. ~ Jimmy Durante
• The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. ~ Joe Girard
• We do not know, in most cases, how far social failure and success are due to heredity, and how far to environment. But environment is the easier of the two to improve. ~ John B. S. Haldane
• Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people. ~ John McEnroe
• I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it. ~ Jonathan Winters
• Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure. ~ Joseph Heller
• There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? ~ Kin Hubbard
• If at first you don’t succeed, take the tax loss. ~ Kirk Kirkpatrick
• If at first you don’t succeed, lie, lie again. ~ Laurence J. Peter
• Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. ~ Lily Tomlin
• How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than 60 years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? ~ Logan Smith
• If at first you don’t succeed; you are running about average. ~ M. H. Alderson
• She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. ~ Mae West
• Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~ Mark Twain

Make your Mark

“Making your mark on the world is hard. If it were easy, everybody would do it. But it's not. It takes patience, it takes commitment, and it comes with plenty of failure along the way. The real test is not whether you avoid this failure, because you won't. It's whether you let it harden or shame you into inaction, or whether you learn from it; whether you choose to persevere.” 

This are some thoughts on " Making Your Mark "

John Gardner once said, "Some people strengthen society just by being the people they are." I don't know who John Gardner is, but I really like that quote…it cuts through the apathy and reinforces the power of "one." 

I am an ocean lifeguard. I come in contact with tens of thousands of people at the beach, and change their lives by teaching them about the ocean, patching up their wounds, finding their missing parents or children, pulling them out of life threatening situations, performing CPR, or just quietly watching over them, making sure they all live and go home. My legacy will be the people who are alive because I did my job well. 

I will recycle, utilize public transportation and ride my bike to work so as to make a personal investment in protecting our environment. 

I hope to use the education I am gaining right now to help future generations. 

I surround my daughter with justice-seeking, sincere, warm and giving teachers. These role models will help her become a living example of goodness in this twenty-first century.

Some people believe you must be famous or wealthy to be influential or memorable. The people who inspire me the most are the ones who follow their passions in life and strive to help others. I hope to be an inspiration to others by working for social change.


Through our jobs, political activities, publications, etc., we make our mark in big ways. But there are also small things we do that have a tremendous ripple effect in the world. Visiting a dying friend, mentoring a child, serving meals at a homeless shelter, teaching your children through your good example, all help to strengthen the bonds between human beings and make a deep, though invisible mark. 

By doing work that I believe leaves the world a better place…by working for social change and social justice. 

When I was in college, I assumed I would make a mark on the world in some big picture way, but every year I feel more and more convinced that any mark I leave will be much more personal/individual. I think that being a happy, loving, generous person who cares about other people is the sort of mark that I want to make, perhaps touching the lives of the people I care most about. After that, I believe in my teaching as a way of contributing to the world; believing in teaching as activism is what enables me to do it at all (i.e., makes it seem so much less ivory tower).

I plan to leave my mark as a person who loved to help others without the expectation of rewards.


I will continue to teach people around me to look at issues with more passion, more depth, and more personal activism, rather than supporting them in being passive members of society.

I want to touch those people who I come in contact with every day. When I went to my father's memorial service, there were hundreds of people who came together to remember him. I knew then he was the richest man in the world--he had been here, he had touched others. 

I'll make my mark by: treading the earth as gently as I am able; treating others as I'd like to be treated--kindly and with respect; being myself as much as I can, rather than trying to fit into anyone else's idea of what or who I should be, and by doing so, set an example for others; helping others in need as much as I can, any way I can; being a good friend; spreading good cheer whenever I can. 

I've always said that I want to matter to those who matter to me. I don't want to be famous, but I want to make a difference in the lives around me.